Actually, she doesn't say this – she just thinks it, despite her friend probably hoping for a response like that. Jessica is in a sickingly sweet romance with the perfect guy and is insufferable about it.
After her friend leaves, Kelly is trying to find a single girlfriend to spend the holiday with when she gets a text from someone named J asking her to be his Valentine. When she texts back asking who her secret admirer is, the answer is: "A stranger."
The story continues from there – she meets Josh and they have a great time together – until he takes her to meet a friend of his and she finds out that the person she was actually supposed to meet was Jared, her "real" secret admirer and a friend of Josh's. But which J will she choose?
I thought this was a cute story with plenty of humor and only a few awkward lines of dialogue. It's pretty short - not long enough to be a book - but it's a long short story that takes about a half hour to read. If you're looking for a short dose of romantic humor, this would hit the spot.